Kim Kardashian Is NOT Getting A Divorce! (PHOTOS)

Chill out with the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries heading for divorce thing! The couple are in love and a very close source is saying these new rumors are a crock. 

GLOBAL TEN: 10 Obviously Sarcastic Reasons Kim and Kris Are Heading For Divorce

As we previously reported, Kim and Kris have wrapped up filming for their reality show Kim and Kourtney Take New York, and now it's time for them to head back to the West Coast. 

As for why Kris wasn't wearing his ring, well he really just doesn't like jewelry. That's not hard to believe, he does play for the Nets! Plus, give the guy a break, he was snapped moving boxes. Would you want to lose your wedding ring in the midst of a move? Didn't think so. 

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Kim Kardashian, who turns 31 years old today, October 21st, has been staying with her new basketball playing husband in the luxurious Presidential suite at the Gansevoort Hotel. The suite is running them $7000 grand a night. 

When you're dishing out that kind of money, you don't break up! 

For those who still want to speculate on the bond of Kim's love for Kris, check out our 10 Obviously Sarcastic Reasons why they might get a divorce in the accompanying gallery.

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GLOBAL10: Obviously Sarcastic Reasons Kim And Kris Are Getting A Divorce (PHOTOS)