So the Billboard Music Awards were live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas last night.
What’s better than an awards show in Sin City?
Because what happens in Vegas gets broadcast live on our TVs, and it’s a whole lot of foolishness.
In case you missed the show last night, have no fear. We rounded up the only things worth watching so you don’t feel left out.
Here ya go and thank us later…
Nicki Minaj gave Lil Wayne possibly the best lap dance of all time during their performance of “High School”
and this is how Wayne reacted
It’s worth taking a closer look
Miguel accidentally leg-dropped a fan during his performance of “Adorn”
And then the internet brought Drake into it
…and again [yeah, so random]
Chris Brown proved he knows Kung Fu during his not-so-vocally-smooth “Fine China” performance
But then he apologized for it
Lil hoarse for the performance but it happens. Good shit otherwise.
— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) May 20, 2013
But not before he did a weird limbo thing
and made this totally scary face [WTF?]
Taylor Swift’s totally childish reaction to Selena & The Biebs kissing backstage
But not before she mocked her own dating life. When she won the award for Artist of the Year, she thanked her fans by saying:
“You are the longest and best relationship I have ever had.”
Kid Rock proved he hasn’t missed a step when he dissed pretty much everyone who performed:
“Let’s give it up for people lip-synching under pre-recorded music,” and then he dropped the mic.
Then Justin Bieber won the fan-voted Milestone Award but got booed during his acceptance speech.
But not before gloating:
“I’m 19 years old. I think I’m doing a pretty good job…Basically from my heart I really just want to say it really should be about the music. It should be about the craft that I’m making. This is not a gimmick, and I’m an artist, and I should be taken seriously.”
Oh, and Prince performed.
And he looked fucking flawless.
OK, now you can carry on with your Monday morning.