So we recently saw Nicole ‘Snookie‘ Polizzi canoodling with Iraq veteran and new boy toy, Jeff Miranda. And Miranda is here to set the record straight, claiming that Snooks is nothing like they portray her on the show. Apparently, they had ‘in-depth conversations’ and she’s ‘a real sweet girl.’ While the general population (myself included) is past repulsed at sucking face with the human pickle, Jeff Miranda seems to not mind it, and US Magazine has managed to capture more of the nauseating details.
‘Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool a** person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real sweet girl.”
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Just kissing her was a rush,” he cooes. “Her lips are matched perfectly to mine…I couldn’t even explain it.”
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