Wayne is one of the hottest artists in the game and after Hova put the battery in his back on DOA (‘I might send this to the mixtape Weezy’) Wayne let out the Mixtape Weezy on a bunch of the hottest tracks ever made and called it ‘No Ceilings.’ But how does he make spit fire w/o bursting into flames? It’s his cup. He recently defended his cup in an interview w/ Tim Westwood saying:
“…whatever the hell was in my cup the only reaction I made was I got more popular, more successful, did a lot more things than I’ve ever done, picked up a guitar, learned how to play it, learned how to put on the autotune and stretch my voice, and became #1 in the country with everything that I dropped, I probably should pick that cup back up….dont judge me. He was on “60 Minutes” with Katie “Curry”, was you? He won 4 Grammys, the year of the cup, did you? No. What the hell was in his cup. Whatever he was drinking must be a m-f’in success potion. That’s why I tell people f–k you….suck my cup, and my d–k, b—h.”
When you have a success potion in a styrofoam cup, there is nothing else you can do but ice out the cup that had made you successful.
‘How does one Ice out a styrofoam cup?’ you might ask. Well when you’re filthy rich like Wayne and get a milli cash, you don’t throw it in the bag; you put it on the cup!
Wait a second, I think Hawaiian Punch might have a new spokesperson. Imagine if drinking that red juice really could make you be on ’60 Minutes’ w/ Katie Couric and do all the things Wayne did. What would it do for sales? That’s a freebie HP.
He can even shake hands while drinking the success potion. Smile on them Weezy, Smile on them.
Look Ma! No hands!
Wayne’s cup makes him so successful that he can win awards, keep an eye on his kids and give an acceptance speech at the same time. Multi-task much?
Smoking ‘cigars’ sipping on something, sending love across the room, medicine bottles or just a funny Pez container w/ a yellow hat! No problem Wayne’s cup was right by his side.
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