Today we observe George Washington’s birthday, otherwise known as President’s day. It’s a federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February in honor of the first President of the United States.
That brings us to Mount Rushmore, located in Keystone, South Dakota. The national memorial sculptures of former United States presidents (in order from left to right) George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. The entire memorial covers 1,278.45 acres and is 5,725 feet above sea level. Sculpted by Gutzon Borglum, and later by his son Lincoln Borglum, the monument reminds us of the history of America spanning several presidencies.
But like most things in America, no matter how sacred, there’s always room for parody. So to have some fun on this President’s day, we bring you Mount Rushmore—Photo chopped and screwed.
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Mount Awesome
Mount awesome features Chuck Norris, David Hasseloff, Sting and Captain Kirk (William Shatner). That is an awesome mount, indeed.
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Mount Diva
Mount diva features Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe. Probably the hottest mountain ever.
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Mount McCain
Mount McCain features an addition to the foursome. Sen. John McCain is making the infamous face that he made after his debate with President Barack Obama in 2008.
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Mount Backside
Otherwise known as the other side of America.
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Mount Klump
Features ‘The Nutty Professor’ Sherman Klump (played by Eddie Murphy) and his signature smile.
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Mount Beatles
This mountain definitely rocks. John, Paul, Ringo and George, otherwise known as ‘The Beatles,’ would be awesome.
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Mount Obama
Hopefully one day Obama will get his monument somewhere, and being on Mount Rushmore is possible. But why is everyone giving Obama the side eye ? Not a good look.
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Mount Republican
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney shown with the two people that were supposed to take their place in 2008, John McCain and Sarah Palin. This mount just looks scary.
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Mount Fantastic
Mount Fantastic features ‘The Thing’ from the superhero group ‘The Fantastic Four.’ Out with Roosevelt, and in with the thing.
