George W. Bush birthday is today so we decided to compile some of the former Presidents greatest one-liners. Now George W. Bush wasn’t the best President, he wasn’t even a great speaker, but when it came to political humor he was the king.
For eight years political commentators and comedians alike had plenty of material to run with every time George W. Bush had the mic in his hand. When you talk about Presidential gaffs, W took the cake. There is even a website committed to showing us an entire catalog of George W. Bush quotes. Take a look at some of Bush’s best quotes.
‘I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.’ –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008
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‘People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do.’ –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2008
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‘I’m telling you there’s an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That’s the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.’ –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
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‘I guess it’s OK to call the secretary of education here ‘buddy.’ That means friend.’ –George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009
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‘So I analyzed that and decided I didn’t want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression.’ –George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Dec. 18, 2008
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‘You know, I’m the President during this period of time, but I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so, before I arrived in President, during I arrived in President.’ –George W. Bush, ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008
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‘Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people.’ –George W. Bush, Charlottesville, Va., July 4, 2008
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‘Amigo! Amigo!’ –George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
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‘The economy is growing, productivity is high, trade is up, people are working. It’s not as good as we’d like, but — and to the extent that we find weakness, we’ll move.’ –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 15, 2008
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‘We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.‘ –Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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