Imagine a world in which Twitter didn’t exist? A world in which you had to read a newspaper. A world in which the only place to hear some of our favorite celebs’ thoughts were magazine profiles.
We don’t like this world at all. Thankfully, Twitter is a thing and today is its eighth birthday (our baby is so grown).
For its birthday, Twitter gave us all a gift: they released a cool new site in which you could see your very first Tweet.
So what have we learned today? Most people’s first Tweets are something stupid like “testing” or “K” or “thiz iz dumb” or “I’ve finally joined” or “Damn where were these hoes when I was in high school” or some other worthless shit.
Every site is doing their fave celebs’ first Tweets. Guess what, we’re doing the same. But instead, we’re just picking the worst celeb first tweets we could find.
Check out all the awkwardness below.
Feeding My Bad Azz Dog! — Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) February 7, 2009
Songz baby….new to this. Eating wit da fam. Holla at me — Trey Songz (@TreySongz) March 17, 2009
op rehearsing for my video just dance and am now at wmc to perform at the Armani and nervous records party. But I am no nervous record! … — Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) March 27, 2008
im super new to this twitter shit but wudup tho !……….follow me biot¢h……….wudup mak……happy bday LO……8 days of freedom..ym — Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 22, 2010
MAN THIS LIL B IM ON TWITTER AND I HATE IT! BECAUSE I CANT UPLOAD PICTURES WWW.BANGKADANG.COM — Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) May 5, 2009
Wale on twitter…Twittersweet Symphony — Wale Folarin (@Wale) December 6, 2008
im in chicago sitting in my hotel — IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) March 9, 2009
Chillin at my house. — Floyd Mayweather (@FloydMayweather) May 26, 2009
Free Meek MillI!! — Meek Mill (@MeekMill) February 11, 2009
Just got back to my office was with Puff Talking to Chris B about all this Drama……. You? — Vision Implementer (@Tyrese) March 16, 2009
Hey, just landed in Boca Roton. Weather is beautiful. Thinking of flying to Atl to hang with my homegirl Keisha. And her husband. — Mary J. Blige (@maryjblige) July 11, 2009
Starting Up…to shut it down….. — Draya Michele (@DrayaFace) July 14, 2009
is new to this twitter shit….writing new joints for t — Danny Brown (@xdannyxbrownx) December 6, 2008
Thinkin about the money i lost to michael jordan in the hard rock casino superbowl wknd & Im wondering why Bill Russel dosent get a haircut — TROY AVE B$B (@TroyAve) February 16, 2009
man i just got on twit shit! I”m in the studio with 88 keys right now and we bout to dip to go to DJ Premiere radio show.G.O.O.D. Music! — Big Sean (@BigSean) December 6, 2008
JUS RECORDED THE REMIX TO PUSSY KILLER — YG (@YG) April 6, 2009
idk wtf im doing.. — Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) April 3, 2009
This is Speeezy. Microphone Check 1-2.1-2. The Bona-fide Spike Lee
— Spike Lee (@SpikeLee) March 13, 2011
is in Turkey
— 50cent (@50cent) December 19, 2008