It’s me, your best friend (in my head at least). And as your best friend, I noticed you’ve been feeling a little down lately, so I wanted to do something to help lift your spirits–because that’s what best friends do, no?
Look, the internet is full of assholes. But you knew that already. Yesterday, after you posted a photo of yourself at the MTV upfronts, a few of your followers thought it was acceptable to weigh in on your figure, leaving comments like “putting on that weight momma” and asking “You gained weight?” To which you replied on Twitter:
“Honestly fuck you all. Why do I even open anything up to you. In what other real life situation would you walk up to someone and tell them they’re fat or gained weight? Seriously you are POS. I don’t know why I am always surprised when you let me down. I gotta get used to this shit. It’s amazing to me that I am told to get over the assholes but the assholes are never told to stop being pieces of shit.”
A couple of things here, girl. One, your body is perfect. Like seriously–but that’s not even the best part about you. Not only are you one of the sexiest supermodels around, but you actually have a personality. The proof is in the social media pudding. Speaking of pudding, you can throw down in the kitchen, which makes our friendship perfect since we both share an affinity for food (still waiting on my dinner invite, by the way).
And, two, haters gon’ hate, so fuck ’em! The people commenting on your body behind the comfort of their computer screens clearly have nothing better to do and could only ever dream of you even blinking in their direction should they ever see you in real life (or of joining you on your couch to watch Real Housewives with you, wine in hand). Oh wait, that second one is me…
Anyway, here are 23 of your sexiest Instagram moments to remind you, and the rest of the world, just how perfect you and your body are. Because allll of me loves all of you too, Chrissy.
PHOTO CREDIT: Instagram