Jessica Simpson turns 35 today, and it’s safe to say that she’s established herself as a mega brand.
From shoes to perfume to other beauty products, Jess has managed to transform herself from teen pop star to hot mom to mogul. But making money isn’t the only thing she’s great at.
The mom of two is known as an unintentional funny lady. Before the Kardashians took the reality world by storm, Simpson and then-husband Nick Lachey starred in their own MTV show, Newlyweds, and fans got to experience the superstar in rare form.
From the time she deemed a platypus a “platymapus,” to the time she played out her fantasy of being a Mickey Mouse Club member and teasing little Xtina, Jessica has never taken herself too seriously.
Check out our list of Jessica Simpson’s funniest moments below.
The time she thought Buffalo wings were made of Buffalo. “Then why do they call them Buffalo wings?” (2:50)
The time she thought she’d won a “platymapus.” “Has it always been platypus?” (1:10)
The time she fulfilled her dream of becoming a member of the Mickey Mouse Club and sought revenge on tiny JT and a little Christina Aguilera. “What’s wrong beautiful? I thought ‘words can’t bring you down.'”
That infamous moment when she asked Nick if her tuna was chicken or fish. “Why is it called Chicken of the Sea?”
That time she forgot the words to Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5,” and ran off the stage. “I can’t even sing the words right, you flustered me.”
The time she admitted to not brushing her teeth everyday.
That time she admitted to still being attracted to Tony Romo’s butt in his uniform, months after their split.
That time she revealed that she wasn’t the best at geography.
“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U,” she said.
The time she slipped up and admitted that she’s having a boy. (00:19)
And all of the super dense moments the blonde beauty has shared with us over the years.
Happy Birthday Jessica!
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