Today is Kate Upton‘s 21st Birthday.
It’s hard to believe she’s only 21. She was born in 1992. How old do you feel?
In her 21 short years on this planet, she’s rolled around in a lot of bikinis, hit lots of red carpets and even graced the cover of Vogue.
Whoever discovered Kate should be given an award. A plaque. A trophy. Something.
So let’s give it up for Kate Upton and her boobs, the true champions here.
Just look at those things.
They’re perfect.
They’re magical.
They look good in color…
or black and white…
from the side…
at the beach
in the pool
when they’re being interviewed
when they’re dancing with strangers
dancing in the ocean
or in front of a plain white background
[two times for good measure.]
When they’re hula-hooping
when they’re edited to look super sexual
covered by starfish
laying in the grass
undressing
in a wet white t-shirt
and pretty much all hanging out there.
But we can all agree, they look their best in slow motion…
and especially like this
So happy birthday, Kate Upton!
You’re 21 and fabulous.
