House Speaker John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) has the perpetual side eye/mean mug for good reason.
Just look at his track record!
With the sequester on the horizon, Boehner isn’t in such great shape. He vehemently opposes any new tax revenues to avert the budget cut crises that will put thousands of workers in furlough and cut much needed government programs, even while President Obama contends that raising taxes is the way to go.
Just this week, 75 of his own peers signed a legal brief stating that gay couples have a constitutional right to be married. Did I mention all of the 75 were Republicans? Did I also mention it was a direct challenge to Boehner’s stance on gay marriage?!
Speaking of peers, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) said Boehner would lose his speakership if he agrees to cave on new tax revenues to avert the across-the-board spending cuts that are set to kick in on March 1.
Tough break.
He also had to sit behind President Obama during his riveting State of the Union address and act like he cared. Needless to say, he failed at that miserably.
DETAILS: Come Again? Boehner Says He Needs His Job Like He Needs A “Hole In The Head!”
And every time the man spews a profanity we shake our heads and fists. But when Vice President Joe Biden does it, we say aww, look at Crazy Uncle Joe (Boehner recently told the Senate to “get off their asses” to get sequester squared away). Boehner hates that double standard.
And, did we mention that his Plan B to avert the fiscal cliff last year went down the drain. He was pissed. And then he attacked Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid with a verbal flipping of the bird. Yet another curse word that we didn’t take too kindly too.
In short, Boehner is pissed. And it’s all over his face, wherever he goes, whoever he speaks to and whatever he does. I mean, the man said to us that he needs his job like he needs a hole in his head. What the hell does that even mean?!
Is it stuck like that?!
Here are some of our favorite “Aw poop! I’m always losing…” faces:
When Boehner had to look interested in President Obama’s State of the Union Address.
After Boehner found out that Al Roker pooped in the White House.
When Boehner told us all that he wouldn’t talk to Obama ever, ever, ever again because they he was a very mean, mean man about the whole fiscal cliff deal.
Boehner’s “I’ll wring Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s neck” face.
Boehner’s “I wonder if anyone heard me say that bad word” face.
When Boehner tried to tell the Senate, “I told you Obama would try to raise taxes!”
When Boehner didn’t care about the meat industry shutting down if the sequester takes place.
When Boehner said, “What You Talkin’ Bout Obama!” a la Gary Coleman
Boehner’s “I’m done with this shit…I need this job like I need a hole in my head” stomp away.
No worries Boehner. You can only go up from here. Right?
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