Time is running out for the 40 year ruler of Libya, Muammar Gaddafi. Everyone is calling for him to step down and go away, and if the uprising in Libya continues Gaddafi will be ousted. So where is a guy like Gaddafi to go to find refuge, a place that he will be treated like a king?
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Everybody wants him to step down. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for Gaddafi to step down immediately in a speech to the U.N. The pressure is on Gaddafi and it’s time for him to go, but where? Luckily we have a couple spots that would be perfect for the mad man of the Middle East.
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Charlie Sheen’a House…
Gaddafi should go to Charlie Sheen’s house of crazy. Don’t they both seem to say the same things?
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Lady Gaga’s Egg…
Gaddafi should start living inside an egg. Nowadays that might be the safest place for him.
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Fox News Correspondent…
There’s always a seat at the Fox News table. Gaddafi should be the Middle East news correspondent for Fox News.
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Rick Ross’ Beard…
It’s black, dark and always full of smoke, Gaddafi should go there.
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Silvio Berlusconi, His Bro…
On 30 August 2008, Gaddafi and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi signed a landmark cooperation treaty and under its terms, Italy will pay $5 billion to Libya as compensation for its former military occupation. So Gaddafi and Berlusconi are bros and bros always look out for one another.
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Inside Lil Wayne’s Rikers Cell…
Gaddafi should be placed behind bars in the same cell Lil Wayne occupied. Put him in Rikers Island general population.
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Tiger’s House…
With Gaddafi’s 40 female virgin bodyguards and Tiger’s huge spread, the mad man of the Middle East will feel right at home.
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