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Before one of the most watched spectacles in the world, Queen Elizabeth II bestowed new titles to Prince William, naming him the new Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and Baron of Carrickfergus. Kate Middleton hasn’t been royalty one day and she’s already the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn and Baroness of Carrickfergus.

Okay, now on to the picture of Kim Kardashian’s back. Since Queen Elizabeth can give titles to people as gifts we thought we to should bestow some monikers on our favorite celebrities. Not because we have the power to make people royalty, but rather because we can type it out and make it look pretty on a web page.

So here we give you The New Baroness of Booty: Kim Kardashian. We didn’t stop there we also named more Hip-Pop Royalty, From Kings and Queens to Viceroys and Vicereine, we even crown a duchess of different.

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Princess of Plastic Surgery: Heidi Montag for her amazing body work and complete transformation.

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The Vicereine Of Red: Rihanna has work the fire red hair thing so well, that we don’t even notice it much anymore.

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The King and Queen The Life and Time: Jay-Z and Beyonce set the standards in Hip-Pop and these jetsetters and trendsetters are royalty through and through.

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The High King of The New School: Wiz Khalifa dropped Kush and Orange Juice then caught Cabin Fever before dropping Rolling Papers and now he picked up the title of High King for obvious reasons.

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The High Queen of Comeback: Lindsay Lohan is plotting an amazing comeback, the title is hers.

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The Grand Duke of Duds: Scott Disick got the blessing of Kanye West for his style so it’s only right we give him the title of Grand Duke of Duds.

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Dutchess Of Different: Willow Smith is leading the new generation as the 21st Century Girl in a completely different way than we’ve ever seen.

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The Sultan of Swag: Who has more swag than Yeezy? From his tweets to what he wears on the streets, all you can say is swag.

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Prince of Purple: Another obvious one. The kid who manages to put purple into everything he does has to be the Prince of Purple.