Maria Shriver is officially back on the market, fellas!
Newly single and probably not quite yet ready to mingle, Maria has reportedly hired a private investigator to find out if Ahh-nold has any other love children running around.
She’s clearly done with the Terminator, but is Maria ready to jump into the single scene?
We really want to see Maria happy so we’ve come up with a list of some of the guys we’d like to see her take a chance on.
Check out GlobalGrind’s top rebounds for Maria Shriver on the next page!
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Maria grew up Catholic in Chi-Town just like superstar rapper/producer Kanye West. While ‘Ye has been linked to various ladies as of late, he clearly hasn’t yet found Ms. Right. Maybe the two can bond over their highly publicized recent breakups and find happiness together.
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As a member of the Kennedy family and ex-wife of “The Governator,” politics will always be a part of Maria’s life. If she’s looking for an upgrade, we suggest she take a look at Massachusetts Senator and Arnold look-a-like Scott Brown. Yeah he’s married, but that’s never stopped politicians in the past!
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Some have called him this generation’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. We don’t know whether or not that’s meant as a compliment but we think Vin Diesel is talented. As without a doubt one of the biggest action stars on the planet, we think Maria might have found herself a younger, better looking replacement.
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Back in the day Arnold had the best body around. Illinois U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock has some washboard abs that we know Maria can appreciate.
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Rapper Common has been the center of controversy after getting invited to the White House. Maria had Barack’s back during the 2008 Presidential election and we bet she’s cool enough to recognize that fellow Chi-towner Common is far from controversial. We think the two would make an excellent couple, but she might have to watch out for Serena Williams.
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We are all familiar with 50 Cent‘s love for cougars and MILFS (Chelsea Handler, Vivica A. Fox). While probably not an ideal match, it’s never a bad idea to have some fun after an ugly breakup. 50 Cent wouldn’t mind being an “Expendable” fling for Maria.
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Tom Hardy, cast as the bad guy in “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012), has that superhero build that Maria goes for. He just might be Hollywood’s next big thing and his English accent would likey be a plus for Maria who dug Arnold’s Austrian one.
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Okay maybe this is a reach, but “Jersey Shore”‘s Pauly D does have a great body, personality and smile. After all the drama with Arnold, she could use something simple.
