Wow, I just read Kelis’ open letter to PETA and to be honest, its such BS I don’t even know where to start so let’s break it down one ignorant sentence at a time. She seems to like the word ‘rodent’- personally I have no issues with those little critters but if there’s a dirty pest here, it’s Kelis herself. Now to dissecting this hateful letter…Here it goes…In her letter she writes,
(1) ‘There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It¹sunfortunate but it¹s part of life.’
ACTUALLY, THERE IS. WHEN AN ANIMAL IS SUFFERING AND THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS TO EXTEND THEIR LIVES OR PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY, ITS CALLED EUTHANASIA. LOOK IT UP. BIG S.A.T. WORD FOR YOU, BUT GIVE IT A SHOT. BELIEVE ME, ANIMALS TRAPPED OR RAISED FOR FUR ARE NOT ALLOWED A PEACEFUL DEATH UNLESS YOU CALL ANAL AND VAGINAL ELECTROCUTION, DROWNING, TRAPPING OR BEING BEATEN TO DEATH AN ACT OF MERCY.
(2) ‘With that being said, I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious.’
I PROMISE YOU ALL MEAT UNHEALTHY, OH WAIT, YOU SAID IT ONLY HAD TO BE MEATY AND DELICIOUS- GUESS YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT LIVING A LONG LIFE.
(3) ‘I found out that the founder Ingrid Newkirk is completely batty. I had a feeling but she far exceeded my expectations. I mean certifiably insane! Lol this chicks will is nuts, google it it¹s a riot! Beyond the fact that I think she¹s a diabetic, which means she needs insulin, which is taken from lab pigs (I know this because my sister happens to be in veterinary school), which would be completely hypocritical. It¹s like don¹t abuse animals unless it can help me.’
INGRID NEWKIRK HAS MORE INTELLIGENCE, INTEGRITY, CLASS AND COMPASSION IN HER LITTLE FINGER THAN YOU HAVE IN ONE STRAND OF YOUR WEAVE. SHE HAS GIVEN HER LIFE TO PROVIDING A CHOICE FOR THE CHOICE LESS, A VOICE FOR THE VOICELESS. SHE IS THE LEADER OF THE LARGEST ANIMAL RIGHTS ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD AND HAS DEDICATED MORE THAN TWENTY FIVE YEARS TO CHAMPIONING A CAUSE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS TO MANY PEOPLE ALL IN THE NAME OF COMPASSION. SHE HAS INSPIRED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO CHANGE THE WAY THEY ABUSE ANIMALS IN THEIR EVERY DAY LIFE. SHE IS AS TOUGH AS NAILS AND HAS EVEN BEEN JAILED NUMBEROUS TIMES FOR HER COMMITMENT TO ANIMALS EVERYWHERE. SHE IS A HERO- THE REAL DEAL AND YOU ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE SPENT YOUR TIME HERE ON EARTH DOING …UM, WHAT EXACTLY?
(4) ‘I feel very strongly about a lot of things such as the sweatshops that spin cotton and the blood on their hands.’
IT’S UNFORTUNATE YOUR HEART CANNOT EXTEND BEYOND HUMANS, BUT HONEY YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS BLOOD ON HER HANDS AND ITS DRIPPING FROM YOUR COAT.
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