What are Lil Wayne’s favorite subjects to rap about? That’s easy: drugs, money, violence, randomness and women. Especially Women.
That’s why it wasn’t really that surprising when Lil Wayne revealed that he was working on an album strictly for the ladies, during an appearance on MTV’s new late night hip-hop based talk show, Hip Hop POV.
However, what’s shocking was that not only were they songs about women, but they were LOVE songs about women.
He described it like this:
“This is my version of love songs. And what I mean by my version of love songs is meaning they’re not saying I love you. They’re probably saying…you know.”
Ahhh, so that explains it.
You see, while we might look at love as romantic restaurants, flowers and candy, Wayne has a different, more twisted interpretation of love. One that is based off disposable sex with multiple partners.
So using Wayne’s perception of romance, we’ve gathered Weezy’s 10 best, most twisted “Love” songs.
Check it out below!
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10. Lil Wayne, Drake, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda & Mack Maine “Every Girl”
Most romantic line: “Cause we like her, and we like her, too. And we like her and we like her too… I wish I could f*ck every girl in the world.”
9. Lil Wayne “P*ssy Monster”
Most romantic line: “Now let me get back to her. She call me Dracula, and I’ll vacuum her. Catfish, that fish, that cat, tuna. I’ll smack it up, flip it like a spatula. Lil Chris said run it, and I’ll tackle ya.”
8. Lil Wayne & Baby “Workin Em”
Most romantic line: “I be working them b*tches. I be workin them b*tches. I be workin them b*tches, work working them b*tches.”
7. Lil Wayne “Did it Before”
Most romantic line: “Cause if she with it, I know. She should be with it fo sho. Ima tear that p*ssy up like I didn’t before. And after I did it, they was history, though. When I see them, I act like I didn’t had known that we did it before, like we didn’t before. But we did it before.”
6. Lil Wayne & Jae Millz “D*ck Pleaser”
Most romantic line: “I got a b*tch named Keisha, she a real d*ck pleaser. But shawty from Cuba, still working on her visa. Her girlfriend Lisa, met her in Puerto Rico. How she don’t suck d*ck, but expect for me to eat her? That hoe crazy, man, and you don’t wanna meet her. But her home girl Nita swallow cum by the liter.”
5. Lil Wayne & Drake “She Will”
Most romantic line: “Now, I like my house big and my grass soft. I like my girl face south and her ass north. But, I’m Ray Charles to the bullshit. Now hop up on that d*ck and do a full split.”
4. Lil Wayne “Cash Money Millionaires”
Most romantic line: “If pimping is dead, then I’m bringing it back. Matter of fact, it never died so I take that back. If your shoes too small, shawty take that back, cause you gonna walk all day, till you make that back. And that ain’t fair, but I don’t care, I’m a motherf*ckin cash money millionaire.”
3. Lil Wayne & Babyface “Comfortable”
Most romantic line: “Yeah, ‘to the left to the left.’ If you wanna leave be my guest, you can step. Feeling “Irreplaceable,” listening to Beyonce. Well, OK, I’ll put you out on your B’Day.”
2. Big Tymers, Lil Wayne & Juvenile “Project B*tch”
Most romantic line: “This is for the ones who wild with it, and they be putting their mouth on it, then they suck everything out it, then they catch it and swallow it.”
1. Lil Wayne “I’m Single”
Most romantic line: “Yeah, now she hearing I’m with them other b*tches. Yeah, I told her mind her f*cking business. Sh*t, she probably out hear f*cking n*ggas. I’m f*cking her friends, now her friends ain’t even f*cking with her. Damn, she text me all day and night. So pissed off, she ain’t even spelling sh*t right. I text her back, and tell her ‘it’s life.’ Now somebody tell them hoes, I’m single for the night.”