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Excited for the second season of Glee? We are beyond excited to rejoin the cast of Glee for more awesome song covers, high school love drama, exciting celebrity guests (hello Britney Spears!) and most of all, seeing Sue Sylvester continue her reign of terror against the students (and faculty) of McKinley High. In anticipation of the return of the show, let’s count down our ten favorite Will Schuster hair jokes. 

10. ‘I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.’

Keep reading for more hair, er, side-splitting jokes and pics!

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9. ‘Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.’

 

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8. ‘I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.’

 

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7. ‘I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.’

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6. ‘Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.’

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5. ‘You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.’

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4. ‘I’m gonna send this hair to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.’

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3. ‘You’re too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.’

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2. ‘You’ll be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn’t look like a lesbian.’

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