We already knew Vice President Joe Biden is one of the coolest motherf*ckers alive, but then we were reminded today that there was once a vice president who did sunglasses almost as good as Crazy Joe.
Yep! Former Vice President Dick Cheney (George Dubya’s right hand man) had his swaggy moments too, believe it or not.
Today at the Bush Center in Dallas, TX, we caught President Barack Obama and Former First Lady Barbara Bush in a heated discussion about who rocks aviators better.
So, we decided to give you an inside look inside their private conversation…through Jay-Z lyrics of course.
And we’re not taking this lightly. There can only be one greatest VP of all time. This is not a game! It’s either Cheney or Biden and the future of the free world depends on this decision.
Anyway, now that you’re informed, let’s see who wins.
“This is high level, not eye level…”
“I see, I said, jealousy I said, got the whole industry mad at me, I said.”
“If ya’ll can’t already see, I ain’t worried bout ya’ll ‘cuz I’m already me!”
“I’m high off life, f*ck it I’m wasted!”
“We don’t believe you, you need more people!”
“I’m not a businessman, I’m a BUSINESS maaan…”
“How you get so fly? From not being afraid to fall out the sky.”
“Photo shoot fresh, looking like wealth! I’m ’bout to call the paparazzi on myself.”
Wait, what’s that President Obama?
“I sport fly shit…I should win an ESPY.”
Sorry, fellas. You both lost this one. Play again next time when we see who wears red ties the best.
