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Britney Spears just released her music video for ‘Hold It Against Me’ and while we love the track and the clip, we started listening to some of the lyrics a little more closely. We couldn’t help but smile over some of Ms. Spears’ breathy come-ons and coy flirtations.

When Britney whispers ‘If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me?’ and ‘You feel like paradise and I need a vacation tonight,’ it got us thinking about some of the best-worst pick up lines in some of our favorite songs.

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Sometimes things just don’t sound as silly when you sing them, but we’d probably never dream of saying most of the things to someone in real life!

Check out some of the most cringe-worthy best-worst pickups lines on the next pages. Would you actually say any of these? 

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Lil Wayne in ‘Every Girl’: ‘I promise, I should be hooked on phonics/but anyway I think you’re bionic and I don’t think you’re beautiful I think you’re beyond it.’

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Kanye West in ‘Monster’: ‘Cause you will never get on top of this/So mommy best advice is just to get on top of this/Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh/I put the p-ssy in a sarcophagus.’

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Fabolous in ‘You Be Killin Em’: ‘You what’s up girl, ain’t gotta ask it/I dead ’em all now, I buy the caskets/They should arrest you or whoever dressed you/Ain’t gon stress you, but ima let you know.’

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Jimmy Buffett in ‘Why Don’t We Get Drunk’: ‘Why don’t we get drunk and screw/I just bought a waterbed/It’s filled up for me and you.’

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Drake: ‘Shut It Down’: ‘You feel the hours pass, until you find somethin’/I feel like when she moves – the time doesn’t/yeah, baby you finer than your fine cousin/and your cousin fine, but she don’t have my heart beating in double time.’

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The Killers in ‘Bones’: ‘Don’t you wanna come with me?/Don’t you wanna feel my bones on your bones?/It’s only natural.’

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Jadakiss Feat. Kanye West, “Getting It In”: “My apologies, are you into astrology ‘cause, um, I’m trying to make it to Uranus.”

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Digital Underground, “The Humpty Dance”: “Hey yo fat girl, c’mere – are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I’m skinny. It never stopped me from gettin’ busy. I’m a freak.”

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