With Halloween right around the corner we thought we’d bring you some crazy a** facts you need to know in order for you and yours have a safe Halloween. So scouring the internet we found some intriguing yet scary facts about regular and random things that happen to people.
For instance, did you know that the average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night? What?!?! That makes no sense at all, have you ever eaten a spider without knowing? Here’s another one, rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, and two rats could have over 1 million descendents. Imagine 1 million rats, ughh that’s nasty. Check out some other scary sh*t you should know.
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Did you know that if you have your head chopped off you can expect seven seconds of consciousness before all the blood drains from your brain. You would have time to view the world from a bodiless perspective. Now that’s crazy! And we only thought chicken did that.
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If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. Damn, hopefully Bey doesn’t surpress her sneezes, god bless you!
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If you urinate when swimming in a South American river, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this tiny fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body, and flare it’s barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed. OUCH!!! Think twice before you urinate in a pool now.
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Did you know that the IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war? This is just fu*ked more than anything else, really? the government still want they money even after a nuclear war? That’s like handing out parking tickets during a black-out, wait NYPD did that during the New York City black out.
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We’re sure many of you will do this, nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes. Admit it you will do it on Halloween.
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You are more likely to be infected by flesh-eating bacteria than you are to be struck by lightning. Being hit by lightning would probably be better than the flesh-eating bacteria.
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