Everyone’s favorite pop-Country diva Taylor Swift has just released her third album Speak Now. In celebration of this momentous occasion we thought of a few questions that we would ask Taylor if we had the priviledge to interview her.
Why Didn’t You Finish?
On that fateful Sunday evening Kanye West said, and I quote, ‘I’mma let you finish…’ but you never finished! We’re sure you would’ve had an incredible acceptance speech, but you never gave yourself the chance!
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Does your brunette alter-ego have a name?
Mariah Carey‘s brunette alter-ego’s name is Bianca, Beyonce’s is Sasha Fierce, Garth Brooks’ is Chris Gaines. In order to be a true pop diva you need an alter ego. You should totally come up with a name for your dark-haired self. Something like Hyacinth – real Victorian!
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Did you only date Lautner because you guys have the first name?
Sometimes we think it would be cool to date someone with the same name as you. It’s like dating yourself.
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John Mayer, Seriously?
John Mayer is clearly a giant douchebag – I mean, just look at him. You are TAYLOR SWIFT, America’s sweetheart. You should’ve known better than to entertain him, Ms. Swift. We forgive you though.
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Have You Thought Of Shaving Your Head like Amber Rose?
You should so do it! You definitely have the face to rock a baldy.
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Who would win in a fight between you and Miley Cyrus?
You two should totally fight it out. Preferably on Pay-Per-View. In Mud.
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When Is Your Best of Both Worlds album with T-Pain dropping?
We know you’re busy promoting your new album Speak Now, but really this needs to happen. Quickly.
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Who is Your Next Hit Single Going to Be About?
We notice that you like to write songs about other celebrities – how about writing a song for Charlie Sheen? We’re sure he could use one right now. Also, you should so write a song Mr. T because he’s awesome.
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What are you hiding?
No can be as perfect as you are, Taylor. You have to be hiding something. You should totally give us the low down!
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Who’s Your Favorite Member of the Wu-Tang Clan?
Everyone has a favorite member of
