The Daily Grind Video

Cellulite is a fact of life. If you think you can escape it, then you’re in for a surprise. If you truly believe stretch marks won’t come around here, then its time to wake up. And when I see a celebrity frolicking on the beach gettin’ jiggy wit it just like the rest of us, I want to give them a high-five and another cheeseburger. Doesn’t matter how rich or famous your are, you’re going to jiggle. And here’s a secret: dudes LIKE the jiggle. They’re called LOVE handles for a reason. Cellulite is just a fancy name for dimples…and everyone loves dimples. 

Our jiggling has fueled a whole industry — every company claiming they have found the miracle to banishing the bulge. Rather than continuing to hate, let us celebrate the imperfections. Cellulite, stretch marks, and all other unique features should be regarded as medals of honor, badges that should be respected, and marks of maturity. 

What it really comes down to is knowing how to appropriately showcase our lady lumps. Some stars know what they’re doing, others might need some prodding in a different direction when it comes to suit selection. Either way, I have nothing but love for the girls that refuse to let a little jell-o get in the way of swim time. 

Beyonce, you have yet to disappoint me. A string brazilian cut, with a semi-muted pattern that is feminine and flattering. 


I’m sure Mr. Tony Parker has no complaints about his boo, Eva Longoria‘s backside. A brazilian cut like this also helps in giving her bum length, rather than width.


Four kids, huh? Former model Stephanie Seymour shows us an age-appropriate and figure-flattering ribbed, yellow tankini.


Jennifer Lopez. Those curves are what made her famous.

‘People think, Sexy, big breasts, curvy body, no cellulite. It’s not that. Take the girl at the beach with the cellulite legs, wearing her bathing suit the way she likes it, walking with a certain air, comfortable with herself. That woman is sexy. Then you see the perfect girl who’s really thin, tugging at her bathing suit, wondering how her hair looks. That’s not sexy.’


Our tummies aren’t as firm as we’d all prefer, but it’s nothing to cry about. Teri Hatcher probably would have benefited more from either a sleek one-piece, or a lower-cut bottom that did not squeeze the love handles so much.


Not necessarily on the beach, but I still love Lily Allen for this ensemble. If you can’t get rid of it, decorate it.

<img src='