50 Cent and Gilbert Gottfried have been using their twitter pages to crack jokes about the tragedy in Japan. 50 used his twitter page to make jokes about the Tsunami like, “Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing.” and “Its all good Till b*tches see there christian louboutins floating down da street shit gone get crazy.”
Gottfried, on the other hand, took a more direct approach to his tweets: “I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, ‘They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.'” While all of these jokes are tasteless and may be offensive to some people they are just that—jokes. 50 Cent was unapologetic, tweeting, “I do it for shock value, Hate it or love it. I’m cool either way.”
So what do you do in a situation like this? We thought that since it’s March and everyone is concerned with Bracketology, it would be dope to put the most memorable celebrity tweets into a tournament and see how they do up against 50’s purposely ignorant tweets.
First up we have 50 Cent’s tweet: “Its all good Till b*tches see there christian louboutins floating down da street shit gone get crazy.” vs. Chris Brown “TWITTER JUST GOT WACK!!!!!!!”
Immediately after Rihanna sent her first tweet and the news joined that she had a twitter page Chris Brown tweeted his thoughts on twitter. Chris Brown later had to clarify his tweet saying it wasn’t about Rihanna so this win goes to Curtis.
Kanye West and 50 Cent go head to head one more time and while Kanye might have got the best of Fiddy last time this time around, we think 50’s ignorance will devour Mr. West. As over 10,000 and estimated to be dead, 50’s insensitive tweets dwarf any bad joke Kanye ever attempted.
Most recently Yeezy tweeted “Yo Britney, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you be #1, but me and Jay-Z’s single is one of the best songs of all time! LOL.” The H.A.M. rapper then said “On a serious note I’m truly happy for @AvrilLavigne and @BritneySpears…… No hate in 2011!” Winner 50!
Now let’s get some real competition with John Mayer. The “Your Body Is A Wonderland” singer tweeted so many offensive tweets we’ve decided to put his body of work up against 50’s tweets.
John Mayer’s tweets include “If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.” Or, “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari vagina with my penis,” and “I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.”
While these are all probably much worse than 50’s tweet, John Mayer retired from Twitter, so 50 moves on to our final round.
In order to beat 50 Cent we got the only person who we think would be competition for Charlie Sheen and that’s Scott Baio. The “Charles In Charge” star tweeted the most offensive of all tweets.
@thescottbaio tweeted, “Taxes are DONE…That should feed, house & provide medical for a few lazy non working people at my expense. Have a great Monday!” We will leave our comments to ourselves and ask you all to provide your thoughts on Baio’s tweet vs 50 Cent’s Tweet.