Twitter was going crazy this morning over a trending topic called #thingsthedevilcreated or #thingsthedevilinvented. There are lots of evil things in the world, some of which could only be created by none other than satan himself.
PHOTOS: Things That Make You Go Hmmm…
Above is a little devil baby, which has devil creation written all over it! GlobalGrind decided to create a list of things we think the devil created or invented. A malt beverage like Four Loko that kills unsuspecting drunk college students after only having a few sips is super devilish and clearly a product of satanic placement.
Check out all the things GlobalGrind thinks the devil created on the next few pages!
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A malt beverage like Four Loko could only be created by the devil.
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Wal-Mart was definitely created by the devil. They lure you in with cheap ‘roll back’ prices, but by the time you leave you always bust your budget.
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The devil definitely created YouTube celebrities.
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The devil created gonorrhea, diarrhea, and any other word that ends with -hea.
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Breast milk ice cream has been released in the UK but who the hell would want to eat breast milk ice cream? Only the devil could have created it for sure.
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The ‘Jersey Shore’ hit America by surprise a year ago and since then the cast has invaded our thoughts, dialects, and even the way people style their hair. Only the devil has mind control like that.
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No offense to Mark Zuckerberg, but clearly the devil created Facebook. Facebook has taken the world by storm since 2004 and is the main catalyst of horrible break-ups, stalkers, and of course the beloved farm-ville.
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Justin Bieber look-a-likes…STAMPED with the devil’s John Hancock.
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They’re so nice to look at, but don’t be fooled! Video vixens are the devil’s helpers and certainly created by him.
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Taxi meters have to be one of the biggest crimes in America. If you want to hop in a take a quick 10-15 block ride, it may cost you your rent money, IRA savings, and trust fund combined. Only the devil would create taxi meters. Damn you, devil!
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So, criminal mug shots are bad enough. The world would be a much better place without them, but what’s worse than mug shot
