The ESPYS are tonight, people! You know what that means … hot, sexy athletes dressed to perfection.
This is officially my favorite day of the year.
Here are some tidbits about the show that might help…
Where: Nokia Theatre, Los Angeles, Calif.
Host: Jon Hamm
- Best Male Athlete
- Best Female Athlete
- Best Championship Performance
- Best Breakthrough Athlete
- Best Record-Breaking Performance
- Best Upset
- Best Game
- Best Moment
- Best Team
- Best Coach/Manager
- Best Comeback
- Best International Athlete
- Best NFL Player
- Best MLB Player
- Best NHL Player
- Best Driver
- Best NBA Player
- Best WNBA Player
- Best Fighter
- Best Male Golfer
- Best Female Golfer
- Best Male Tennis Player
- Best Female Tennis Player
- Best Male College Athlete
- Best Female College Athlete
- Best Male Action Sport Athlete
- Best Female Action Sport Athlete
- Best Jockey
- Best Male Athlete With a Disability
- Best Female Athlete With a Disability
- Best Bowler
- Best MLS Player
- Best Male US Olympic Athlete
- Best Female US Olympic Athlete
- Best Play will be voted on bracket-style
. . .
OK, so now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to what really matters here.
I’m hoping to see a little of this
A lot of this
Very little of this
Hopefully none of this [sorry, no offense]
I would LOVE to see any amount of this
And if I see ANY of this I’ll freak the fuck out
I assume this will happen at least once
But really, it’s all about this…
and especially this
So thank you, ESPN for bringing us the ESPYS. I will be forever grateful.
ESPN tonight. 9pm. Do it.