What better way for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to celebrate their Twitterversary than to answer those burning questions we all have? Like…
Is the CIA hiring?
Do they know all my passwords?
And our favorite; is Tupac still alive?
On Monday, the spy agency celebrated its one-month Twitter anniversary by answering the top five questions they received that month. Their responses were surprisingly sarcastic and funny.
No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
But the agency is no stranger to snarky responses and statements. Upon entering the Twittersphere, they posted this well-played tweet:
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
Which leads us to conclude that the CIA has one of the top 10 Twitter accounts at the moment. An accolade we can neither confirm nor deny.
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