Who the hell thinks of this sh*t?
The internet is a magical world of hate and love, comedy and tragedy, and good and evil. Luckily, we’re only reporting the good today.
So, there’s this stuffed alien that loves Drake and Future’s new What A Time To Be Alive mixtape more than any #FutureHive member, and he’s posting hilarious videos of himself living out the lyrics. Take Drake and Future’s “Jumpman” for instance. The Instagram alien can be seen hitting the “dodie” (Future’s word for weed) before going hard in the paint in his Boston Celtics jersey.
Apparently, the alien’s name is Lil Mayo and he has a human “dad.” A dad who takes him to the beach, ball court, bar, and occasionally gives him beer.
Oh, and did we mention Lil Mayo also drives an Audi?
In his spare time, Lil Mayo likes to blast “Hotline Bling” and sip an ice-cold Budweiser on the beach.
And as you can imagine, he’s also a Dirty Sprite 2 fan.
Lil Mayo’s basically the best thing we’ve discovered all day, so check out more of his videos here.
VIDEO SOURCE: Instagram