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<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well Mr. Chad &ldquo;Ocho Cinco&rdquo; Johnson just gave me a few fine ass reasons to watch &ldquo;DWTS&rdquo; for as long as he&rsquo;s on it. He debuted his sexiness on tonight&rsquo;s premiere and copped a score of 18/30. The judges straight played him with the score seeing that they gave Pamela Anderson&rsquo;s striptease higher but whatevs. Check it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And Niecy Nash debuted tonight as well. She said she was doing it for the thick girls who can dance in front of the line in dance class&hellip;not just in the back. I&rsquo;m just mad she took a bite out of a cheeseburger right before going on&hellip;.</p><p>I put my money on Kate Gosselin as being the first person to get knocked off this piece. I literally fell asleep during her performance. Womp.</p>