<p> </p><p>Well Mr. Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson just gave me a few fine ass reasons to watch “DWTS” for as long as he’s on it. He debuted his sexiness on tonight’s premiere and copped a score of 18/30. The judges straight played him with the score seeing that they gave Pamela Anderson’s striptease higher but whatevs. Check it.</p><p> </p><p>And Niecy Nash debuted tonight as well. She said she was doing it for the thick girls who can dance in front of the line in dance class…not just in the back. I’m just mad she took a bite out of a cheeseburger right before going on….</p><p>I put my money on Kate Gosselin as being the first person to get knocked off this piece. I literally fell asleep during her performance. Womp.</p>