<p>Yes, Possums, shoot me dead! The woman, also known as my mother, is now wearing skinny jeans!</p><p>And now I have to take her to discount designer places, you know the places that say they are discount designer, but there are nothing &ldquo;designer&rdquo; about them.</p><p>&ldquo;What is that?&rdquo; she asks.</p><p>&ldquo;Oh, well, then yes, I am into&hellip;what is […]