As you all probably heard by now, Tupac Shakur has once again risen from the grave, but this time to show us a sex tape.
Surprising? Not really. I were actually expecting his next album, but I guess that can wait, he has an eternity after all. The five minute sex tape shows Tupac walking into a room with his trousers down, and then receiving oral sex while rapping and smoking. You know … typical rapper stuff.
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That’s not the sick part though. Apparently two major porn companies are currently fighting tooth n’ nail to buy the rights to Tupac’s sex tape. One of the potential buyers is a site called Youporn.com that has offered to buy the tape for $150,000!
Now it’s not my place to judge, but honestly, who really wants to see a sex tape by a guy who died 15 years ago, let alone buy it?
Let’s face it, sex tapes suck! They are blurry, have crappy camera angles, poor sound quality. Worse of all, the tapes totally distorts the memory of our favorite celebrities. Except for Pamela Anderson … that one pretty much stayed the same.
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The other porn company trying to buy the tape, which has not been identified yet, vowed to beat the current bid for the tape, but only if it can screen the footage first.
It’s still hard to believe that this much money is being offered just to see Tupac’s slong. I mean the guy is half naked in most of his videos anyway. How much more can we be missing out on?
But the fact remains that he’s a dead guy, and whether we should be anxious to see his sex tape is a question we all need to ask ourselves. Would you watch a sex tape of Michael Jackson? Didn’t think so.
All we are saying is THINK ABOUT IT.
–Waldy Acosta
