Since last August, Barack Obama took the lead and led our U.S. troops in the mission to kill the terrorist Osama bin Laden. Last night, he told the world that he got the job done.
With the death of Osama, Barack Obama becomes larger than life and if we compared him to other fictional heroes, their efforts can’t hold a candle to the current commander in chief.
So in classic GlobalGrind fashion, we put Obama up against hip-pop culture’s biggest American heroes like Jack Bauer, Captain America, Hulk Hogan and the A-Team.
Just how will Obama match up to these sorts of real American heroes?
Go to the next page to find out.
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Many people think Jack Bauer from “24” has been in Pakistan getting the drop on Bin Laden, but even if he had the help of the entire CTU, if Barack Obama wasn’t on the job, this would be the one day Jack Bauer would have failed.
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Hulk Hogan might be the real American, but if he tried to body slam Obama, his back would break.
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After this week, the entire original A-Team are getting together so they can do Barack’s laundry and wash his car.
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Jason Bourne has been fighting bad guys in numerous “Bourne” movies, but if he got into a sparring match with Obama, he’d lose. Let’s not even mention Barack’s comments at the White House Correspondents Dinner over the weekend. Matt Damon doesn’t want it.
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Will Smith saved the world from aliens when he played Captain Steven Hiller in “Independence Day.” Obama could have saved the world in a commercial break! Pow! [pagebreak]
Captain America might have a movie coming out, but if he arm wrestled Barack Obama he would start crying on contact.
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GI Joe has now relinquished the title of a Real American Heroes. That slogan has been officially trademarked by Obama.
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It’ has been rumored that when you open a can of whoop ass Chuck Norris jumps out, but that’s pretty far from the truth, Barack Obama jumps out.
In fact, Barack Obama is so boss, Steven Spielberg wanted to cast the President in “Jaws,” but then it would have been a 5 minute short called ‘Sushi.’
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Rambo might have drawn “First Blood” but his machine gun and bandana are no match for Barack Obama. Besides, if it ever came down to a war of words, Barack will run laps around Rambo, or just unleash his boy Rahmbo!
