Pippa Middleton was offered $5 million to be in a porno flick and while that is surely not going to happen, we know a bunch of porn women who could do a much better job for half the price.
So we compiled a list of perfect porn stars we’d love to see star in the sex-parody of ‘The Royal Wedding, Pippa Long Stroking.’
Alright maybe not, but we all know the porn parody is coming, no pun intended. Check out our list of super hot porn star babes who should star in the Pippa Porn.
We’ve tapped everyone from Sasha Gray to Belladonna and even Marie Luv to play Pippa, so let us know what you think.
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Sasha Gray may have retired from the business, but she’s our number one pick to play Pippa.
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Belladonna is a legend and her naughty ways speak for themselves. She’s willing to do anything and everything for the part.
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Alexis Love has been a favorite for playing little sisters in most of her movies and this beauty is truly the perfect Pippa.
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Jessica Drake has made a name for herself in the industry for knowing what to do with the crown jewels.
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Marie Luv is the chocolate queen of porn and since she has always been our little princess, we thought Porn Star Pippa should have a tan.
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Jayden James has won numerous awards for her porn star movies, now it’s time for her to get her Pippa piped.
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Alektra Blue would add some adult spice to the petite body of Pippa, but we are sure she won’t suck if she gets the part. On second thought…
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Sunny Leone won Web Girl of the Year. So if she’s web royalty, why not play the sister of royalty?
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Andrealynn is a hardcore babe who was made to play royalty. One of the queens of dark porn, she’s a good goth fit for Pornstar Pippa Middleton.
