Jordan McGraw's Guide To Bagging A Playmate Told In Twitpics (PHOTOS)

Jordan McGraw’s Guide To Bagging A Playmate Told In Twitpics (PHOTOS)

Jordan McGraw is the guy who is rumored to have come between Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris.

While the rumors are being denied we still can’t help but feel like Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw had something to do with the runaway bride, well, running away.

So we scoured Jordan McGraw’s Twitter and we think we’ve found something. Something so epic that it needs to be shared with the world.

After hours of decoding, analyzing and relying on the expertise of 12 Shaolin Monks who have had a Twitter page for over month. What we found was Jordan McGraw’s science to bagging a Playboy Playmate.

Check it out on the following pages and learn something.

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Drinking Jack out of the bottle in a room filled with plastic red cups and funny lights is one step in bagging a Playmate. Because while red bull might give you wings, Jack gives you bunny ears.

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Cool music gets cool chicks. Blink-182 gets you Bunnies.

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Another thing we’ve learned is if you want to bang a Playmate, you can’t be afraid to kiss a bitch.

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Chicks dig the mohawk.

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It was “Brand Nubian” who said “Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down,” but if you want to bag a Playmate, shoot down a clown!

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Apparently you can use treats to lure sexy Playmates back to your love den.

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Chicks like their back licked! Playmates like it when you write on them too!