“Who you call’n a bitch??” in the mighty words of Queen Latifah. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone with the title but please know, this is not a bitter blog targeted at women. I just poked a non humorous joke at jilted women (look it up), but not women in general.
The first thing every father should teach his son about love is “Hell hath no furry like a woman’s scorn”. I don’t know what scares me more, the pressures of life or my wife (jokingly said). The fact that I was raised in a family with majority of women should give you an indication that I slightly know what I’m talking about. To put it to you short…women are fed up with the bullshit!!
No longer are the days when wives are sitting at home crying over their adulterous husbands. They’ve taken it to the level of kicking ass and taking half (or taking Kobe Specials if available). You can say it was a car accident if you want but you know the truth. The bottom line is, if you cheat on your wife in any shape or form, you’ve just officially brought the “bitch” out of a woman.
Once that happens, you never know what you’re going to get from that day forward. You might come home to find an empty house, you might see the mailman dropping off packages when you haven’t ordered anything , you’ll definitely do battle in court over finances and if possible, you can catch a 9 iron to the Escalade. Either way, nothing good can come out of this.
I’m not really referencing girlfriends because technically you have an easy way out. But in marriages, a woman can make a mans life a living nightmare if he does her dirty. So what does it all come down to without writing a long ass blog…don’t cheat! Its that simple…cause if you do cheat you will have officially married a “bitch” (by default).