Oh child, just about every single person in America is talking about the breakout sensation that is Honey Boo Boo Child and her outlandish family since they landed their own reality television series on TLC.
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Honey Boo Boo has pageant queen written all over her – with a twist, a country twist – and you can master the look and be the belle of the ball at just about any Halloween party.
Let’s just be clear: this is a unisex costume and we would prefer hairy overweight men and little ladies alike to take a spin in Honey Boo Boo’s shoes.
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Grab your go-go juice, strap on a blonde Shirley Temple wig, and shake that belly all around while reminding everyone that they better ‘redneckanize’ your steeze as the sash winner.
Check out our version of how to get Honey Boo Boo’s look in the collage above.
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