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NEW MUSIC: Listen To Lil Wayne’s I Am Not A Human Being II Preview
Lil Wayne says the darndest things.
Earlier today, the “No Worries” rapper released a preview of his long-awaited album, I Am Not A Human Being II.
Of course, we here at GlobalGrind couldn’t wait to hear what Tunechi’s been cooking up in the studio over the past year, so we pressed play and let Lil Wayne’s voice filter through the office airwaves.
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To our surprise, well, not really, Lil Wayne has gotten more and more ridiculous with his punchlines.
From singing the Folger’s coffee theme song on “Romance,” to belting out patriotic tunes like “America (My Country, Tis Of Thee)” on his track “God Bless Amerika,” we’ve come to the conclusion that Lil Wayne may be a little off his rocker.
GlobalGrind decided to round up the 10 most ridiculous lines on I Am Not A Human Being II…so far.
We also want to wish Lil Wayne a speedy recovery with his mounting health issues.
I Am Not A Human Being II hits store shelves March 26.
- Lil Wayne I Am Not A Human Being II Tracklist
- 1 IANAHB
- 2 Curtains (feat. Boo)
- 3 Days and Days (feat. 2 Chainz)
- 4 Gunwalk (feat. Gudda Gudda)
- 5 No Worries (feat. Detail)
- 6 Back To You
- 7 Trigger Finger (feat. Soulja Boy)
- 8 Beat The Shit (feat. Gunplay)
- 9 Rich As Fuck (feat. 2 Chainz)
- 10 Trippy (feat. Juicy J)
- 11 Bitches Love Me (feat. Drake & Future)
- 12 Romance
- 13 God Bless Amerika
- 14 Wowzers
- 15 Hello
- 16 Lay It Down (feat. Nicki Minaj)
- 17 Hot Revolver (feat. Dre)
- 18 My Homies Still (feat. Big Sean)
Take a look at the 10 most ridiculous lines Lil Wayne spit on IANAHB2 below!
Lil Wayne “Days And Days”
“I am the best thing since wet p*ssy, on my private jet, with my chef cookin'”
Lil Wayne “Days And Days”
“You’re main girl is a hoe/ I got Wayne’s world in her throat/she swallow so many nuts, you f*ck around and find a squirrel up in that throat.”
Lil Wayne “Gun Walk”
“See me walking with a limp, that’s my gun walk, that’s my gun walk.”
Lil Wayne “Back To You”
“She had cat eyes, 9 lives/no tan lines, thigh highs, she ride me like a tripod/ I’m real, these n*ggas is sci-fi.”
Lil Wayne “Beat The Shit”
“Man, it stank in this bitch/ it must be this p*ssy ass n*ggas talking sh*t, so I beat the shit out that p*ssy ass n*gga/beat the sh*t out that p*ssy ass n*gga/beat the shi*t out that p*ssy ass n*gga/ bitch ass hoe ass p*ssy ass ni*gga, I’ll beat the sh*t out that p*ssy ass hoe.”
Lil Wayne “Romance”
“They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut, and that’s romance.”
Lil Wayne “God Bless Amerika”
“My country tis of thee sweet land of kill’em all and let’em die, God bless America.”
Lil Wayne “Wowzers”
“Open that twat/ I french kiss that p*ssy, like muah/ sit on my face/M.U.A.H/ before I eat that p*ssy, I say my grace.”
Lil Wayne “Rich As F*ck”
“We f*cked up, we truk’ed up/no if, ands, or butt f*cks.”
Lil Wayne “Lay It Down”
“Might as well go stupid since this is a stupid beat/grab the owl out the tree and ask him who me?”
