Notorious Hollywood playboy Charlie Sheen may be looking to get back in the dating game, and you’ll never guess with who!
None other than Farrah Abraham.
Farrah, who is looking to take her acting talents from X-rated to TV, has reportedly been in close contact with Sheen. The star of Backdoor: Teen Mom is looking to land a role on his FX series Anger Management.
According to TMZ, Farrah reached out to Sheen via text message and invited him to…a playdate?
We know what you’re thinking. Bizarre. But it gets weirder.
Farrah wrote, “I just felt like saying your super funny and would love to meet you at some point & I’m in town alot & hopefully soon will move to the area and maybe we can meet up for a play date with our children or it your cool for just coffee and relaxing let me know.”
Sheen graciously accepted her offer, saying,
“you sound fabulous!”
“coffee is for amateurs and grandmas…”
Farrah found herself in Charlie’s neck of the woods for a birthday celebration with “porn people” and thought of her dear friend Charlie.
While we’re not sure if Charlie and Farrah ever met up or are still in contact, we have a hunch as to why Charlie’s so into the porn star…
When news of her film broke, we learned that Farrah cashed in on the deal for over a million dollars and went on a little shopping spree. What we didn’t know was that part of that spree included some self improvement!
Farrah, who famously underwent plastic surgery for the first time on her TV series Teen Mom, went back under the knife to upgrade her saline C-cups to silicone D-cups.
The young mother to 4-year-old Sophia is no stranger to the knife. Farrah’s had plastic surgery four times in the last three years.
“I don’t think I’ve done too much surgery at a young age,” she told In Touch Weekly. “If someone wants to walk around with bags under their eyes, that’s fine. But personally, I want to look my best. And I’m looking amazing.”
The total cost of her lifts, tucks and boosts? $30,000. She’s had a nose job, two breast augmentations and a chin implant and isn’t opposed to having more work done.
“There’s definitely some pain, but that’s expected,” Farrah said. “[But] what if I have a freak accident and I need something fixed, or if age gets to me, or I have more children and want a ‘mommy makeover?'”
No worries though! She plans to keep it super natural. She doesn’t want to look like a porn star…
“I would not get boob implants that were porn-star status,” she says. “I’m realistic about keeping myself looking natural.”
She then added, “No one who meets me thinks I’ve had plastic surgery. I don’t look fake.”
Unfortunately looks aren’t everything and even with all her surgeries, the 22-year-old remains single and ready to mingle.
“It’s sad because I don’t have a boyfriend,” she says. “Obviously, I look good. And when I see a hot guy and he’s dating an ugly girl, I’m like, ‘Damn, all that goodness is going to waste.'”
She says, “My goodness is going to waste because I don’t have anyone to spend it with.”
Poor Farrah…Charlie’s still available, we’re sure.
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