Accused Pimp Busted While Pimping & Wearing Pimp Gear (DETAILS)

Ladies and gentlemen, we cannot make this stuff up.

A California man accused of pimping was arrested while actually pimping and rocking a t-shirt with the words “I Make Pimpin’ Look Easy” scrolled across the front.

Could he be more obvious?

According to the Smoking Gun:

Martell Davis, 34, was collared by San Diego Police Department vice cops conducting an “incall” operation at a Best Western hotel.

As part of that probe, a detective located an ad on backpage.com “advertising a female for prostitution” and arranged for a July 26 “date” at the hotel. After negotiating an $80 encounter with the undercover cop, the hooker–a 17-year-old girl–was arrested for prostitution.

Officers then used the girl’s phone to text a person they believed to be her pimp. Posing as the teen, a cop sought some pricing guidance: “How much for anal?” The suspected pimp replied, “Oh shit make him break the bank babe,” before adding that the girl should charge at least $200.

Eventually police arranged for Davis to pick up the underage prostitute at the room. Police arrested Davis when he arrived. And yes, he had his favorite shirt on.

During police questioning, Davis said he was unaware that the girl was a minor, claiming he was “just helping [her] out,” adding that she paid him for this “protection.”

Oh. That makes a lot of sense.

SOURCE: The Smoking Gun