No, the world does not revolve around Kim Kardashian and that big butt of hers (but then again, it is grand enough to have its own gravitational pull). She may be the reason why her family found fame in the first place, but she isn’t the only reason we’ve been keeping up with them ever since.
We hate to play favorites here, but when it really comes down to it, Khloe Kardashian is our girl (after North, of course). Bible.
Today, this half of French Klotana turns 30, so we’re raising our glasses and shaking our asses tits to celebrate. And if you don’t believe that Khloe is the kream of the Kardashian krop (sorry, couldn’t help ourselves), here are 30 reasons that’ll konvince (OK, that’s the last time, we swear) you otherwise.
1. That tit shake of hers is, well, titillating.
2. But she shares an appreciation for others’ lady lumps, as well.
3. And she even cares for the fellas’….balls.
4. She isn’t afraid to admit she’s got a past.
5. ….Or a present.
6. In fact, she wears it well.
7. She’s one wise woman.
8. Sometimes.
9. No, but really. She’s actually pretty inspiring.
10. See what we mean?
11. Because she knows her body is just too bootylicious.
12. And her wardrobe? Ghettolicious.
13. She’s just not here for your shit.
14. So…
15. And…
16. But, also…
17. And just…
18. Speaking of dicks…
19. She knows what’s up.
20. This sister be preachin’.
21. Amen!
22. She knows that drama-free is the way to be.
23. Even though she doesn’t always keep her cool.
24. She’s our kind of girl.
25. Like, really.
26. She has a firm grasp on who she is….
27. …But she didn’t always.
28. She wears her heart on her sleeve.
29. And her face.
30. And speaking of her face: it’s flawless.
PHOTO CREDIT: GIPHY
