by T-Pain
Life on the tour bus is FUCKING AMAZING. I’d rather travel by bus then fly, cause that’s when you really see and experience some KRAZY shit. Every city has a different style of partying, and there’s no telling what the next move will be. For the most part I’ll sleep and wake up in a different city, and it’s either time to perform or do a walk through. There are certain rules on the bus that everyone must follow, they are simple, and just makes it easier for the bus to stay clean.
RULES
If you sleep on it – make it
If you wear it – hang it up
If you drop it – pick it up
If you eat off of it – wash it
If you step on it – wipe it up
If it rings – answer it
If it howls – feed it
It’s long hours of driving, and you can watch but so much TV and DVD, so you end up sleeping for 5-8 hours, and waking up to eat or shit. During the day I’ll hit up a few radio stations and do some more promo work, but night time is were all the fun starts. Believe Dat! Nighttime is when I hit the clubs, and of course, all of the hottest strip clubs in that city. And then its back to the bus, to head to a new location!
I own 2 buses, one is a Studio bus, and the other bus is named Casino, which I’ve designed to be an extension of my house. I made it that way, so that it’s as comfortable for me as possible, considering most of my time is spent on the road. Casino also resembles “Vegas” in many ways. It has bright lights, names of Vegas Hotels, plasmas, and the best part about it, is that it can expand about 5 ft to make it more spacious. It also has 6 bunks, and my large room in back of the bus, and well you know, I can’t tell you everything that goes on the bus.
“What goes on in Vegas, Stays in Vegas”.