Some people are born funny, some are not. Usually you find out which category you fall into on or around April Fools’. Which is weird, because normally on this day you’re not the sort to tell jokes or pull pranks or make sound judgements.
But whenever April 1st rolls around, you and everyone you know thinks they’re Lenny Bruce or Andy Kaufman. No, no, not so. That funny gene skipped you. Matter of fact, the gene took a look at you and said, “Oh, hell no!”
That being said, there were some people who thought they could pull a fast one, but things didn’t work out that way. No, sir they didn’t. It’s kinda sad when you think about it. Very, very sad. Lets look and laugh, shall we?
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Man sets self and gas station on fire.
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The Lets-Lock-Ourselves-In-A Dryer prank kills at parties.
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When all else fails, call 911 for laughs.
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If you hate your spouse, you can always drag Kanye West into your life.
