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It’s about compromises isn’t it? Most of the time you don’t find out until you find out because at the beginning there’s a big chance that you both like sparkling water and both agree on the fact that bush is a moron (that means you have the same political beliefs). Most likely you don’t say things like ‘oh I don’t think so’ or ‘that’s not what I’m thinking’ while you get to know each other.

And then he thinks you are SO different then all the other girls he’s ever met and that it is REALLY special that he finally met you after looking for you all his life…

I’m sure all of you have heard this before. The more you agree on something he wants you to agree on the harder it gets to get out of something you actually don’t like but accepted until now.

What I am trying to say is that it’s so much nicer when he starts liking you BECAUSE you are the way you are. Most of the time I was and am single because there are not many men out there who can handle or stand me for longer than two months. I prefer to give a man the full load from the very first day on so he knows exactly what he’s getting into.

The full load in my case means that I call him if he’s late (I tolerate 5 min. max.) just to check if he’s ok. I mean you know how dangerous it can be out there and maybe he had a car accident because he was trying to call me while he was driving SO fast to make it on time.

The worse is when I send him a text on the BB-Messenger and I don’t get an answer from him the moment he’s received it. I mean clearly he has:

1.   READ THE MESSAGE (because the little clock is gone and the letter ‘R’ which means ‘READ’ comes up)

2.   PUT THE BB ON THE SIDE

3.   FORGOT ABOUT IT

And what’s up with ‘I didn’t have time to call you back’. Busy??? If Bill Clinton had time for a ‘youknowwhatimean’ then HE has time to give me a quick call back. No?

It all makes sense and that is what counts! It sounds like I am the most complicated girlfriend you can imagine but that’s not true. I am just so simple that it’s complicated. My ex-boyfriend once called me back six (!!) hours after I called. I mean this is BEYOND late. After I’ve complained – freaked out on him like a maniac – all he had to say is: ‘get a shrink’. Sometimes they make us look like we are CRAZY bitches complaining ALL THE TIME. Talking about fairness… L

Here a few tips & tricks for my male readers or your boyfriends that want to stay out of unnecessary trouble:

CALL WHEN YOU’RE LATE – BEFORE YOU’RE LATE

IF YOU DON’T HAVE TIME FOR BB-MESSENGER KEEP IT UNREAD AND READ IT WHEN YOU HAVE TIME

CALL YOUR GIRL BACK TO SAY THAT YOU CALL HER BACK LATER

DEACTIVATE YOUR FACEBOOK WALL

CANCEL YOUR MYSPACE ACCOUNT

IF YOU FUCK UP – JUST SAY ‘SORRY BABY’ AND DON’T TRY TO FIND WAYS TO GET OUT OF THIS. THESE ARE ONLY TWO WORDS. THINK ABOUT IT.

Those things are so easy and simple to apply and cost absolutely nothing!

PEACE & YES YOU CAN!

RACHA

 

 

 

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