popwife: Mo’nique, WHY?
<p>Okay, Mo’nique, kudos on the Golden Globe win for your part in "Precious" and all, but … you know you wrong, right? You know you messed up, right? You know you done messed up your chances for an Oscar, right? I mean, geez, when they said you played the part of a monster in "Precious" I didn’t know it was from the calves down! Mo, shave them joints. NOW.</p>
