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Miley Cyrus Terry's Diary

Miley Cyrus wants to lick, lick, lick, lick the world from top to bottom, hemisphere to hemisphere, and for some reason she “can’t stop” (and unfortunately, won’t stop).

Every red carpet, every photoshoot, every live performance, Miley’s tongue is hanging like the pendulum she was swinging on in the “Wrecking Ball” video.

When will Miley’s tongue become too much?

Some will say “never,” but we say her saliva-covered muscle should be laid to rest.

Let’s think about it, her wagging tongue is the culprit behind her missing makeup red carpet debacle, and according to an ABC-hired dentist, Miley tongue appears to be bacteria filled (no sh*t, Sherlock). It’s like Miley is the long lost member of the legendary band KISS reincarnated as a twerking 20-year-old with questionable hair.

Miley’s tongue seems to be just as uncontrollable as Miley’s twerking, so in honor of its unpredictability, we rounded up 29 pictures of Miley’s rogue tongue. Basically, a visual history of Miley Cyrus’ tongue hanging outside of her mouth.

So sit back, relax, and prepare to be tongued down for the next five minutes.

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