Folks Are On The Run From The Law For Getting It In At Thailand Beach

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All the freaky folks are coming out in Thailand and the locals are not here for it.

The first incident happened on the island of Koh Samui. According to Metro, a blonde tourist tried her luck by rubbing up against a penis-shaped rock.

Did we mention she was naked the whole time?

The 12-ft rock is called the Hin Ta, also known as Grandfather Rock, and it supposedly holds the spirt of an old man. Accompanying the Hin Ta is another rock called the Hin Yai which is supposed to resemble female genitalia.

Legend has it that an elderly couple came to the island to propose marriage for their son, but their boat overturned in a storm causing them to lose their dowry. Instead of showing up to the island empty-handed they jumped into the sea and were reborn as male and female rocks.

Tourists visit the two sexually charged landmarks all the time, but the locals weren’t too hype about the naked blonde rubbing up against Grandfather Rock. They want the nude “rock climber” caught so she can apologize. “The rock is very special and represents our island,” one food seller said. “It is an insult to do this to it.”

If that’s not enough naked beach drama for you, swipe to the next page for another raunchy story!

In Thailand’s city of Pattaya, one couple was so aroused after a party, they couldn’t wait to get to the bed room. Thus, they decided to have sex on the beach, according to The Sun.

Not too bad, right?

Wrong.

Once again, the locals were not here for it. The couple’s 8 a.m. beach play angered police and they are now being hunted down for damaging the image of a tourist destination.

The ironic part is, according to The Sun, Pattaya has one of the world’s largest red light districts and it’s considered the world’s unofficial sex capital.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Either way, this might be another case of Westerners doing waaay too much in a foreign country. Get it together folks!