Shrimp Fried Rice Bandit Caught Stealing Co-Worker’s Lunch

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@ZamToscani shared a riveting office drama on Twitter Thursday, and the story continued to unfold Friday morning.

The tale includes a stolen order of shrimp fried rice, a chill-ass HR department and a cold-blooded villain at the center of it all.

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Dude got hit by a smooth criminal.

Keep flipping for more.

So at this point we have to assume he did her dirty, right? Either that or she’s a legitimate danger to society.

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He doesn’t want smoke, and doesn’t want her to get fired.

Dude just wanted to know who did it.

This is deeper than shrimp fried rice.

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This is seriously better than television. Even if he’s making this up from his mom’s basement, this is quality programming.

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Lol she said “Why you snitching, Zak?”

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The folks who wrote The Office couldn’t make this shit up.

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How do we go on from here? As an office, as a society, we just let people steal other peoples shrimp fried rice and act like it didn’t happen?

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This can’t be life.

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You should probably check your fridge to make sure your lunch didn’t run off while you were reading this.

But what have we learned from this classic viral tale of crime and punishment?

Was she acting out of spite or psychosis?

Did he handle the situation correctly?

Can your co-workers be trusted to respect the boundaries of the office fridge?

Hit the jump for Twitter reactions to the Friday foolishness.

The tweets want to know how homie could just return to work so calmly after getting his lunch DeBo’d like that.

The smart money says Zam made it up for attention. Is that worse than throwing out your co-worker’s shrimp fried rice?

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