So this happened. Police are searching for a group of women in Philadelphia who bashed in the windows of another woman’s house and released a box of rats into the home. Investigators said an ongoing dispute over a man was the motive for the attack. That dispute escalated on Wednesday, when a woman in her 20s, […]

UPDATE: 12PM EST: Ray J’s pup has been found after having gone missing last night. 🙂 TMZ reports: Ray J has been reunited with his beloved Maltese puppy after an exhaustive search for the missing pup … and got a valuable lesson about pet ownership. Ray J’s manager David Weintraub tells TMZ … Boogotti was found by Ray’s […]

And to think, we thought Master Splinter was killed last week by an unfortunate Swedish couple who found him in their kitchen. In other rat news, a giant rodent was seen scampering up and down a case of baked goods at a Manhattan-area Dunkin’ Donuts. So yes, “America runs on rodents.” Apparently. According to Gothamist: […]

If you’re squeamish…we are sorry. Because this big ass dead rat is all up in your face right now. And it’s gross. We know. But at least you didn’t have to catch it because it was terrorizing your cat and gnawing through your walls. That’s what happened to a Swedish family who thought all the […]

Today in “Stories From Florida,” we have a questionable sketch of a suspect who keeps peeing on women, another Florida man arrested for raping a dog, and a man so pissed about his boss taking a picture of him, that he stabbed him to death. Welcome to the Sunshine State. Possibly The Worst Sketch Ever: […]

A South Dakota Republican lawmaker has an interesting theory on the free market in America — make government get out of the way and let businesses exhibit discriminatory practices. Phil Jensen, described as the state’s most conservative senator, had this to say about businesses that deny services to African-Americans, gay people or customers who offend […]

Need more proof that cats are dicks? Look no further than 22-pound Lux, a Portland family’s cat who held his humans hostage after he scratched their baby. Didn’t know that was possible, huh? It all started when the father, Lee Barker, kicked the cat in the backside after he attacked the baby. Obviously, that pissed Lux […]

Today in “Stories From Florida,” we have a man who threw a toaster at his wife because she wouldn’t have sex with him, a Palm Bay High teacher who was arrested after forcing a minor girl to undress in front of men and consume alcohol, and a prominent dolphin researcher who put a sick bottlenose […]

Today in “Stories From Florida,” we have a mother who was too drunk to mother, a man who enjoys peeing on strangers, and a Floridian who was caught having sex with a pit bull in his front yard. We can’t make this stuff up. Mommy’s Drunk: A 35-year-old woman who went to pick up her […]

Careful planning and skill went into saving one of the world’s most dangerous species this week. According to IBT, a group of biologists in Jacksonville, Fla. helped free a 4-year old endangered whale that had close to 300 feet of fishing rope caught in it’s mouth. Biologists from the Georgia Department of Natural Resources and […]

So this happened. A zoo in Copenhagen, Denmark is under fire after euthanizing one of its male giraffes and feeding it to lions in front of zoo visitors. The giraffe, named Marius, was scheduled to be euthanized in an effort to keep the zoo’s giraffe population from inbreeding. And despite online petitions to save Marius, […]

While the rest of us are gearing up to watch some major tackles during Super Bowl XLVIII on Sunday, First Lady Michelle Obama is also preparing to attend a big game. But we’re not talking football. FLOTUS is taking White House Portuguese Water dogs Bo and Sunny to the Puppy Bowl. I know, we can’t […]