Today in “Stories From Florida,” we have a teenager who faked her own kidnapping to elicit sympathy from an ex-boyfriend and a Florida State Senator determined to pass a “zombie apocalypse” bill because…reasons. We can’t make this stuff up. Desperate Measures: As if we needed another reason to deem today’s teenagers “the worst in history,” […]
UPDATE: 2:00 PM EST Jameis Winston has been suspended by the Florida State baseball team following his misdemeanor citation Tuesday. FSU baseball Coach Mike Martin says, “As a result of his citation last night, we are suspending Jameis Winston from the baseball team.“I am confident he will complete his community service obligation and the situation will […]
Today in “Stories From Florida,” we have a man who was charged with a felony for stealing a single donut from Walmart, and a woman who was forced to pay for damage to her apartment because her neighbor’s organs decided to explode everywhere. We can’t make this stuff up. Running On Dunkin’ Florida man William […]
Today in “Stories From Florida,” we have a man who was robbed and shot after a romantic date at Burger King, a robber who was caught after he left a note with his name on it in the bank, a woman whose unborn baby was tragically killed over Facebook, and someone who is convinced we’re […]
Today in “Stories from Florida,” we have a woman who was charged with criminal transmission of HIV through saliva (which…can’t be done), a man who shot his son-in-law over the television, and another whose heart was broken when he learned his previously held record of catching the biggest shark was taken away after he ate it. […]
Hip-Pop Hooray! On Thursday, President Obama announced that 8 million people have signed up for plans through the Healthcare.gov insurance exchange, crushing the original 7 million enrollment goal. “This thing is working,” Obama said. Read about it here…[ThinkProgress] An arrest has been made in connection to the death of Canadian teen Amanda Todd, who committed suicide […]
Today in “Stories from Florida,” we have a woman who practices cosmetic surgery without a license from the comfort of her garage, and another woman who checked into a hotel to go on a crack-binge, went into labor, and had her baby in the bathtub. Did we mention she chewed through the umbilical cord? We can’t […]
Today in “Stories From Florida” we have a Florida official who believed the best place to hide his drug paraphernalia was his ass, a woman who decided to ransack an Orlando McDonald’s naked and a man who took desperate measures to make sure he got rid of a bug infestation once and for all. We […]
Today in “Stories from Florida,” we have a couple of Floridians who should probably go back to driving school. Actually, they should definitely go back to driving school. Drive-Thru Pharmacy: An 84-year-old woman drove her car through a Florida CVS this week while trying to back out of a parking space. Yep, that happened. And […]
Let’s be honest, as much as we love to hate the stories out of Florida, some of that craziness is a little addicting. With Florida filling our emails and television screens with puzzling stories about herpes-infected monkeys, sinkholes, and George Zimmerman, the other 49 states have had their fair share of crazy-town as well. With almost every state catching […]
Today in “Stories from Florida,” we have a man who was so sick of work that he decided to stage a robbery to get off, a werewolf who robbed a Forever 21 clothing store, and a man who overlooked a real corpse because it was April Fool’s Day. We can’t make this stuff up. Playing […]
So this happened. An elderly man who is serious about his Big Mac and fries got into a physical altercation with a woman after she “skipped” him in the McDonald’s drive-thru line in Winter Haven, Florida. Howard Carl Wilson was irate, and apparently hungry, when he confronted the car that drove in front of him […]
