I’ve been had!! I remember when the rumors first surfaced that Kim Kardashian was dating Jay-Z‘s back up center on the Nets. I was sitting in my Editor-in-Chief’s office saying that it was a bunch of bull.
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She had just broken up with Miles Austin and vowed to be single for a while and get to know herself. I thought there was no way she could go from two star ballers to a no-named bench player.
Then the first pictures of them together surfaced and I thought damn, I was wrong. And on my imaginary planet I am never, ever wrong!
So I jumped on the Kim and Kris bandwagon and became one of their cheerleaders for love with a hint of skepticism.
Six quick months flew by and one sunny day I was sitting at my desk admiring the view from the top of New York and I let out a large: “HOLY SH*T HE PURPOSED!!!”
The news broke and the GlobalGrind team and I went H.A.M. We must have written 20 stories about Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian. They were really in love.
But then I noticed something. Something that made me say, I want them to win, but it’s not gonna last.
I noticed that Kris kept paying attention to the paparazzi. After 4 years of Kicking It with the Kardashians I never once saw Kim react to the paps. Maybe a wave, but nothing more. Not a wink, not a face cover, nothing!
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She’s like a statue at Madame Tussauds. She just stands there and looks pretty.
But when I saw Kris in a black tee trying to hit the paps with a floatation device from his apartment in Hoboken I knew, their fairy tale marriage had less than two months. When Kris is dressed like a street thug and Kim looks like Anna Wintour’s personal dress up doll, all signs say… Houston, Kris Jenner, we have a problem. My streak continues. I am never wrong!
Now don’t get me wrong, I love Kim like Pusha T loves his corn rows.
But I’ve been bamboozled, hoodwinked, run amuck, we didn’t land on Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian landed on us!
All jokes aside, I hope Kim does love, but she just can’t force it. It can’t be scripted. It has to come naturally. And Reggie is currently getting older and she has always made a great couple with Mr. Bush….