Snooki went for a ride, but this time it wasn’t in the back of the police car but rather on a mechanical bull. The Jersey Shore star has been having one amazing summer, first in Miami and now back at Seaside Heights were she’s been seen drunk, getting arrested, eating a penis and now riding a bull.
Snooki also revealed that she looks too good to go to jail. She told MTV I’m too pretty to be in jail, I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there.’ I’m glad she has committed to not going back to a holding cell. I speak for the entire global Grind when I say we do not want to see Snooki behind bars. If she did whose panties would we have to look at?
Snooki continued to speak on the ordeal saying ‘I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I’m not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!’
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